defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

Defrosted

Similar to being hung over, more specifically from street drugs, specifically when cocaine a.k.a "snow" was one of the jawns in the mix.

Last night we got so blitzed for sambuca day that I'm straight defrosted this morning.

That dirty blunt had me twisted. Now I'm so fuckin defrosted and I got work.

by Phmns52 October 28, 2013

Defensitive

When you have the nerve to get hurt feelings because somebody called you out on something you did wrong.

I became extremely defensitive when she wanted to discuss why I lied to her.

by SlimShugga February 16, 2014

definer

A person that defines words.

"I'm a Definer for Urban Dictionary."

by DJDexterB July 18, 2014

deflate your head

Someone who finds them self good looking, and thinks highly of themselves!

boy one ... I'm so good looking all the girls love me, fancy me.

Other boy...dude please!!! Deflate your head. You're not all that

by Defooooo September 21, 2014

Defani One

A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield

Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that

Max: Its the future of music streaming loser

by alburyaustralia October 24, 2016

Defecatorium

A bathroom where one can go #2.

I need to find a defecatorium quick! I need to go!

by Jinxter469 November 17, 2016