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Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."
by Captain Wally March 16, 2019
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California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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Cap'n Crunch

Person1:"I Just Ate Cap'n Crunch"

Person2:"yes"
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jamaican crab go crunch

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Cheesy Gordita Crunch

v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
"Hey girl, wanna go to taco bell and do a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with me?"
by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021
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A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.
"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"
by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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