cracker juice

a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.

Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady

Wayne B: Yeah

Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough

Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.

Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a

by Chandler July 28, 2004

cracker-giver

(noun)A historically accurate re-naming of a person who gives a gift, only to ask for it back later. Derives from Indian Giver

The US Government has always been a cracker-giver in it's dealings with Native Americans. Cracker-giving is exemplified by the 1832 Treaty of Washington. Within days the promises made in it on behalf of the United States had been broken."

cited from: A People's History of the United States Howard Zinn

by SCHA-LA October 6, 2005

cracker baby

The baby of a white racist used by blacks to laugh at white people who think their superior.

cracker: Hey blacky, how you doin today.
Black guy: Hey cracker, I fucked your wife yesterday and came on your cracker baby's head.

by J'Love June 1, 2009

Cracker Jacks

A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.

Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

cracker (slur)

A slave owner. Cracker is the sound a whip makes when it cracks a slaves skin

that cracker (slur) is gonna kill em!!

by arabskunk September 15, 2018

cracker eater

A girl so hot you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Unless she wanted to fuck on the floor. Not to be confused with a serial killer that eats white people i.e.- Jeffery Domer or Ed Gein.

That chick is so hot, she's a cracker eater.....

by Burke Mclain September 23, 2007

Russian Cracker

where a group of guys get together and get an unsalted or salted cracker. all the guys start to jerk off and all jizz on the cracker, last one to cum, gets a snack.

dude, im soooo glad that i cum fast, that russian cracker must have suckeddd for jimmy.

by Fiiiinddd out October 31, 2008