cookie monster

a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits

Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

Cookies

To engage in sexual activity with someone of the opposite sex

Bob and I will leave early to have some cookies.

We just had some great cookies.

Wanna have cookies later?

by JoAnna the Gangsta March 22, 2009

Cookie Cutter

In MMO terms, it's when a class or race have about the same build or gear.

Mass haste is part of a cookie cutter build for a cleric in aika and is in high demand in pvp

by lythia November 30, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006

Cookie Nipples

large purple ish brown nipples.... the size of cookies.. some may be cone shaped and stick out in a disgusting manor.

COOPERS cookie nipples stick through his shirt. yuck

by MC FULTON June 19, 2007

CookieSwirlC

A famous you tuber that has entertained me for years and still does, her vids are mostly aimed to children, she is a kind woman with dogs and horses sadly one of her dogs died. She posted her first vid i 2007, her name is Candace, but her nickname is Candy, and she was born on March 14, 1997, in California. There is no record of her last name and she only goes by Cookie Swirl C professionally. The 22-year-old has one of YouTube's most popular children's channels and her popularity just continues to grow.

Yay! CookieSwirlC posted a new vid!

by ドリームクラウド November 6, 2020

meat cookie

A very dense, foul bowel movement.

After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.

by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008