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Connecticut

One of the States of the United States of America and one of the original 13 colonies to declare their independence from Great Britain. Was among the first of the states to seek independence. Connecticut has a rich history and was the home of many patriots. Connecticut is currently among the richest state in the union, and is unfortunately largely filled with rich white liberals. Good education is available to those who can afford it, but taxes are high, and some consider it one of the least free states based on personal and economic freedoms. Drivers are rude (probably 2nd worst in the nation) but not as bad as nearby Massachusetts.

Politically it is usually a blue state filled with idiotic liberals with a bad habit of reelected the same corrupt politicians like Chris Dodd. Some fear Connecticut will turn into an ineffective, bankrupt, one-party state like Massachusetts.
Hey that asshole just passed and flipped me off, must be from Connecticut.
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
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ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren January 12, 2009
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5th Point of Contact

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!
by Jody Williams April 1, 2007
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glastonbury, connecticut

A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.
Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.
by poorglastonburykid1 March 14, 2009
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Connection Errection

When your signal is full for more than 10 seconds.
when i was at the ATT head quarters i got an connection errection
by triple22a November 22, 2010
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Connectaphobia

The fear of connecting technology devices; not knowing what part you need to make a connection (cable, adapter, etc.)
When he had figure out how to hook-up his new computer to his monitor, he came down with a severe case of connectaphobia.
by Ace T November 24, 2011
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Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.
I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!
by test4el July 9, 2009
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