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the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
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beanie baby condom

a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜
by africkingelf October 22, 2019
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Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
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Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time
I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
by !Hey February 15, 2023
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