It is a Chinese Chin person that jumps up and down like a monkey when he sees a bargain or knows he's getting his money's worth. He's also VERY spend thrifty and will only spend $ when he has to. A Cheap Chinese Bastard's favorite line is..."DAMN CHINA MAN SPECIAL"!!
by Bobby80884 April 11, 2008
Get the cheap chinese bastard mug.A technique used in sexual intercourse in which the male urinates into any orifice (ex. mouth, vagina, anus) of a woman during intercourse.
You piss into a hoe's vagina.
You piss into a hoe's vagina.
by Ellsworth23541 February 21, 2008
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The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.
Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
by sexual dievient. April 21, 2009
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Get the Chinese Shower mug.A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.
by RKJ November 26, 2013
Get the Chinese Fister cuffs mug.i was fingerbanging my girlfriend when she stated she needed more pleasure through the use of onions, so i invented the chinese fingerbang
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