chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

chain-swallow

to swallow whole, or many at once

What diabetics do with Twinkies.

What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.

What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.

Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.

I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.

by WompyJaw April 19, 2014

Chain p9

It is a group sex act where everyone is performing oral on one another in a continuos chain. It can also be referred to as chain 69 (69 doesn't make a chain though). The anatomy lines up if you p9 in a chain.

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Let's all chain p9 each other.

by Dick bomb July 29, 2014

[Chailingual]

Someone who speaks a primary language as well as the language of Starbucks/the coffee shop.}

The line was backed up already, and Susan told me she just wanted "A plain pumpkin coffee." Luckily I'm chailingual and I quickly ordered her a Vente Pumpkin Spice Skim Macchiato."

by Coreystorytime November 6, 2014

Chain Lightning

The original Chain Lightning spell dates back to 1st Edition AD&D's Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax, and dates back to 1985. It is a sixth level spell, and causes 1d6/level damage per level of the caster to its primary target (or half on a successful save vs. magic). It will branch out to nearby targets in a chain pattern, each subsequent strike doing one less 1d6 per branch, with as many branches as the caster has levels and will continue arcing until it is exhausted. It can be a tricky spell to use because it can hit allies or even the caster himself or herself.

The wizard casts a chain lightning spell, but since there are only a few enemies, one bolt in the chain strikes him instead.

by stormwyrm June 11, 2016

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.

May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016