Chainani

Supreme breed of bhaibanth sindhism, the males are known to possess unusually large penises.

Dave: Damn dude, that chainani is packing one helluva chorizo in his pants!

Ed: Holy shit, it's massive

by brownflame88 December 18, 2022

Chairman , ACK

The weird owner of the AZC Ecosystem.

Chairman , ACK demoted me.

by fytfjjjfthfr December 25, 2022

chair

code name for my crush fr, sweetest, cutest, funniest, best person of all time. literally
my favorite person atm. king fr

person 1:omg did you see chair look at you
me:OH MY GOD NO WAY HE DIDNT

by niallandlouisandharryandzayn<3 April 25, 2023

Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.

I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!

by Skwidiot May 9, 2023

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

chair

It's got four legs and you sit on it....but it's not a couch.

I shall now go and sit upon this o' so lovely chair of mine.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023