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cheese bread

a multi perpose word denoting laziness, obesity, greasiness, obsession, and a generally repulsive and unhealthy lifestyle.

it originated from a youtube hip-hop video called "everyday normal crew" by comedy rapper jon lajoie , wherein he introduces a friend of his who he calls "cheese bread" because of his habit of getting out of bed every morning, putting "five slice of cheese on five slice of bread", " microwaving that shit" eating it, and going back to bed.

the main useage is the verb form, in which case, "to cheese bread" something, or "cheese breading" something means to obsess over or overdo one single activity.

in adjective form, cheese bread describes a person as disgusting or lazy , or a period of time spent behaving in a disgusting , lazy or unhealthy manner.
verb

1: "i'm taking a week off work so i can cheese-bread gears of war 3 "
2: my parents just got into the wire , they're cheese breading that shit."
3: i can't listen to that album anymore, i cheese breaded it and i'm sick of it now."

adjective

1: "yo man i got up at 2:30 pm today, smoked a fat ass j bone, and ate nine cans of ravioli while watching 25 back-to-back episodes of my little pony : friendship is magic. i didn't brush my teeth or take a shower or anything. it was totally fucking cheese bread."
by fangdangler May 27, 2011
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Cheese Grater

Similar to a "beandip", but for skinny or regular sized people.
After many years of taking thousands of beandip's to the manboob from his skinny friend Dylan, Gino finally took revenge against him by scooping Dillon's nipple with his hand and then shouting "Cheese Grater!!!"
by Don Gino October 16, 2009
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Cheese Wheel

Having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off.
We met some girls the other night at the club and I had to sit through Barry's cheese wheel act again...Man it gets old.
by Ryo_slide December 16, 2008
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cheese sandwich

insertion of a lactating nipple into ones spread open butt cheeks.
oh thats cool, ask her for a cheese sandwich
by virtual raine August 8, 2010
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Cheese Weasel

A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).
From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.
by Kingpin3 February 21, 2011
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cheese puff

Cheese (from cows) + Puff (from smokers usually weed) = Cheese Puff!
by Der Neger February 2, 2005
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cheese and wine party

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.
Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!
by Lamppost pepperoni stik February 8, 2007
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