french canadians

An ethnic group inhabiting parts of the U.S. and Canada, but mostly Canada and more specifically, Québec. This bigoted, arrogant group of people are constantly attempting to assert their superiority over others. They look down on the rest of Canada and the U.S., believing they are the most important asset to the earth. The attitude and arrogance exerted by your typical french canadian is openly resented by most Canadians who do not reside in Québec, and also heavily resented by Americans residing in the northeastern states of New York, Massachusetts, and Vermont, to name a few.

Make sure you speak French when talking to the french canadians, Morgan. You don't want him to kill you in your sleep tonight.

by LouReed October 5, 2016

French-Canadian

The assholes, know as the QuebecWasp are the reason people hate Quebec. Not all French Canadians are horrible, in fact they are very friendly people. But please please PLEASE watch out for the QuebecWasps. If you speak a word of any other language than French in front of you they will assume the presence of a wasp then rape the fuck out of you.

American : Guess what Jean-Francois? I’m going to Quebec for the holidays!
Jean-François: Ohhhhh boy, you better steer clear of the QuebecWasp. Only speak with the French-Canadians.
American : Okay.

by The hada bada December 13, 2019

Canadian back stabber

basically any dumbass Canadian. One whole Canadian or two there is no limit or regulation to the concept.

Hockey games have the highest volume of Canadian back stabbers.

by theben86 October 18, 2009

de-canadianized

To remove all Canadian references from a motion picture filmed in Canada in order to make you perceive it was filmed in the United States.

Bob: Did you fuzz out the license plates and remove all the "aye"s from that film before it airs on the Lifetime Network?

Lisa: Yes, that film was de-canadianized in post-production already.

by Kris November 25, 2007

Canadian Cyclone

During anal sex between a man and a woman, the man pees while the woman poops.

The canadian cyclone is done by perverts.

by Hahns Jensley December 9, 2008

Canadian Toast

Toast that is more charred ash than toast.

"You man, what the hell are you eating?"
"Dude, I like my Canadian Toast!"

by 5P1N4L 74RP March 4, 2009

Canadian Mustache

a unibrow

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?

by mooshkameeshka October 12, 2010