Caleb Heiser

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.

I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.

by MarioHunter November 10, 2010

Caleb Goodell

The sexiest person ever.

Caleb Goodell is so sexy.

by CALEBISCOOL October 18, 2011

Cableway Sutra

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.

John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"

by DudeFace6 March 6, 2013

Caleb Dixon

a person who writes weird semi-deep shit on urban dictionary thinking no one will ever see it

a hipster who was hip before it was hip to be hip

checkout out that guys reversible plastic yellow cowboy hat, he's definitely a caleb dixon

by jian gomeshi January 18, 2015

cablebiter

People who are consistently attracted to IT nerds and their ability to program, build and deploy computer hardware and software.

Look at how Kristy keeps trying to hook up with Winston in the server room - what a cablebiter!

by Coleslaw07 July 15, 2014

Cable bake

A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.

My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.

by Xx_Audiofreak_xX August 6, 2015

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015