Viewer's Cut

The opposite of the "Director's Cut" of a film.

Typically this is created by the use of the DVD player's Fast Forward button and Subtitles to blow past the boring parts of a film that some artsy director thought he could force the audience to watch. This duplicates the job that used to be done by a film editor.

That DVD had a run time of 180 minutes but we watched the Viewer's Cut in only 90.

The director thought he was going to make us watch some guy walk down the street for three minutes, but Matt hit the subtitles and fast forwarded into Viewer's Cut mode.

by chingaleta November 14, 2010

my cut

a favorite song or single track off a album.

Hey dawg they playin my cut on da radio.
Ah thats my cut dawg, holla!

by Josh Brunner January 26, 2007

bitch I will cut you

Final threat of a dispute, usually from a woman to another woman. This phrase usually indicates that all other forms of negotiation or discussion have failed and some sort of violence may occur. It is a slang declaration of war.

"Didn't I tell you to stop parking in front of my house? Do you think I'm playing with you? Bitch I will cut you!"

by Persephone78 January 9, 2010

beauty cut

A style of male circumcision in which the cut is positioned in the coronary sulcus, typically about 5mm behind the corona of the glans. It is often referred to as "low and tight", and is considered by its supporters to give the best overall appearance.
Almost all the inner foreskin and usually the frenum are removed with this style, which may result in some loss of sensitivity. This may help to remedy premature ejaculation in some cases.

What a neat beauty cut!

by foxtrotuk May 5, 2009

stank cut

An especially smelly fart, usually resulting from consumption of toxic foods (e.g., White Castle) washed down with massive quantities of alcohol. Most often occurring when no shit is taken the day after such consumption has occurred.

Oh, fuck, I ate a suitcase of sliders on the way home from the bar Saturday night and haven't taken a dump since then. Sorry about that stank cut.

by Lawrence from Kansas March 31, 2010

i will cut you

verbal communication of a threat. can be mentioned as an action to carry out against another person, (ex: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will") or can be communicated directly to someone. direct communication of this threat is usually preceded or followed by another threat to get "suhkurrity" involved.

made famous by bon qui qui of MAD tv.

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will. you remember what happened last time right when he had said you done hooked up with tracy? and i had fount out he did? girl, i cut him"

king burger patron: "hi, can i get a #5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?"

bon qui qui: (laughs sarcastically) "no! suhkurrity! suhh-kurrity. she need to go. need to go."

king burger manager: "bon qui qui. what?"

bon qui qui: "sir, she be trying to fight me sir"

king burger patron: "no i wasn't!"

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut you"

king burger manager: "i'm sorry, she's from our out of the hood program"

by emmagee21 July 31, 2009

Carpenters Cut

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.

Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"

by Paul131279 February 22, 2007