clit years

1 clit year is equivalent to 1 month of getting no action at all. not even fingered.

equivalent to a man's experience of penis years.
"i haven't gotten any action since todd and i broke up 2 months ago."

"omg i can't imagine 2 clit years. i would be a raging horny bitch that fucked any man that walked. you have my deepest sympathies."
by emmagee21 December 24, 2009
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i will cut you

verbal communication of a threat. can be mentioned as an action to carry out against another person, (ex: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will") or can be communicated directly to someone. direct communication of this threat is usually preceded or followed by another threat to get "suhkurrity" involved.

made famous by bon qui qui of MAD tv.
bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will. you remember what happened last time right when he had said you done hooked up with tracy? and i had fount out he did? girl, i cut him"

king burger patron: "hi, can i get a #5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?"

bon qui qui: (laughs sarcastically) "no! suhkurrity! suhh-kurrity. she need to go. need to go."

king burger manager: "bon qui qui. what?"

bon qui qui: "sir, she be trying to fight me sir"

king burger patron: "no i wasn't!"

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut you"

king burger manager: "i'm sorry, she's from our out of the hood program"
by emmagee21 July 31, 2009
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