creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

by Garbo Boyz April 12, 2006

irish cream

Some of the purest shit you will ever smoke. This is the craziest dank around. HQ shit

I smoked some irish cream with my bros, it was chill.

by burnafterlit October 24, 2010

Cream Cake Day

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.

I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

Butter-Cream Knifing

When a fabulously gay baker insults you

That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....

by Courtjester91 March 26, 2016

cream in your jeans

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation

Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl

by KK special September 25, 2003

ice cream sandwich

A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.

Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!

by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015

Ice Cream

Code word for drugs. Usually cannibus.

"You holdin' any icecream?"
"Jus' call me da ice-cream man."

by diego August 16, 2003