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crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.
"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."
by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006
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crap slap

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face
Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!
by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 23, 2004
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Crapshait

The compound version of the words crap and shit. Extreamly undesirable.
My english teacher gave me a bunch of crapshait to do -_-
by Cykon March 20, 2006
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Crappy Bitch

A woman who breaks woman law. Behaves in pure narcissistic ways to gain a man's attention with the hope of a meaningless relationship.
EXAMPLE 1:
Lindsey: I can't believe she slept with him after you called dibbs.

Jennifer: Yeah, what a crappy bitch!

EXAMPLE 2:
Lindsey: And, so now she is dating him, just so he won't date you.

Jennifer: Yep, she's also a crappy bitch.

EXAMPLE 3:
Jennifer: So let me get this straight. Your husband's ex-girlfriend's best friend is now sleeping with your brother without the ex-girlfriend's approval.

Lindsey: Did I not warn you that she's a crappy bitch.
by LPtheI May 5, 2010
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crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.
He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.
by Willis January 2, 2007
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butt crap

incrusted shit in your ass that cannot be scraped out
dude close ur ass theres butt crap speard all up in there
by Rough Trick Jim February 28, 2008
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crap

your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)
"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."
by Tyler January 2, 2007
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