Birthday Cake

Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.

A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.

by Zomboy October 7, 2009

Carl Marx's birthday

May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.

What are we doing on Carl Marx's birthday?

by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010

Birthday Kiss

Oral sex as a birthday present.

You're getting a birthday kiss

by Boristhespider12 June 17, 2010

birth control

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?

by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010

giving birth to Pazuzu

Death or a close brush thereof.

To die.

Oh shit! I was running away from Santa the other night and I tripped over a cat. Man, i almost gave birth to Pazuzu back there!

by Dutchess of Pork March 19, 2005

24 november birthday

you deserve the world honey <3

24 november birthday

by gattoaformadigatto November 24, 2021

birthday

basically celebrating another year in life, but also celebrating 1 year closer to death. lol

you: yay! its my birthday!
random person: hahahahaha!!!!! XDDDD
you:wat???
random person: that only means you are going to die sooner X
you: wat?! T.T this sux!

by birthday.girl.alley April 14, 2008