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two minute brother

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).
Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.
by the skizzow September 4, 2003
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the Jonas Brothers

a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''

even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers

ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?

people have bad taste in music

ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
by Huntiong, Jung March 24, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

They are a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's

Who made their debute on disney channel.
Girl 1:OmiGAWD the Jonas Brothers are so HOT!
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
by jenny.123 October 15, 2008
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bridge brother

The half brother of your half brother or half sister. NO, not YOU or YOUR brother!
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is my bridge brother Alex.

HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?

MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?

HONEY: Yes.

MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.
by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006
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Brathel

Any place or situation where the proportion of bros to all other people exceeds a tolerable standard
College Student 1: Hey do you want to go to that party at my friend's frat house? I heard there may be some hot girls there!

College Student 2: Meh, you know that frat is filled with bros, I don't know.

College Student 1: Yeah that's true, every time they throw a party it turns into a fuckin' brathel. Let's go downtown and pick up horny exchange students at a bar.

College Student 2: Baller!
by Matty J.D. March 31, 2009
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Broheita

A girl who is bro-like. A close friend or sister. Used as a greeting or reference to someone great and special.
Broheita, SCHNAPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS!

This is my broheita. Wingwoman extraordinarre.

Yeah, she is hot and she is my broheita.

Carmen.
by menpoo August 22, 2011
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Jonas Brothers

A whiny, girl filled band with no talent whatsoever. They are like Hannah Montana and think that they can just whine and call it a song. A sorry excuse for the word 'band' or whatever else they wanna classify themselves.
Fan 1: Oh my god!! screams Its the Jonas Brothers!!!

Me: -_- So maybe I should whine and get other whiners to make a band with me?

Fan 1: gasp They don't whine and they are the greatest band ever!!

Fan 2: They're so hot!!!

Me: walks away
by Anonymousx0011 October 16, 2008
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