Brad

noun. Someone who doesn’t make sense when he/she is texting and never corrects themselves

verb. The act of texting incoherently

(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it

Jerome: Hey coaches our in LA he says with a friends of his. Long story

Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.

Jerome is such a Brad!

by Millarga January 25, 2019

brad campbell

Brad Campbell is a bisexual being that is insecure about his sexuality he shows this by the way he denys being sexually attracted to both genders.

Damn that I like myself a brad Campbell

by Brads bi lover February 25, 2019

Brad Pitt's Law

A bias used during sexual harassment argument. Brad Pitt's Law dictates that women have the right to feel sexually harassed when the person giving the compliment is not good looking. If it came from good looking stud, they are accepted as compliments.

Why did that guy got suspended for calling her female colleague pretty? Duhh.. Brad Pitt's law, if he aint good looking liks Brad Pitt, its harassment. If he had looked like Brad Pitt, she would probably send him nudes the next day.

by MetaRyuk January 14, 2023

Broadside

More than 2 former/current sexual partners in one place at one time. Unplanned.

I got Broadsided last night when Kelly and Angela showed up at the bar.

by Bowling Green Choker October 4, 2010

bradar

When an obgect/person slips under the visual spectrum.

Bradar is down, mogilny out

by Foug July 4, 2003

Bradan

This is a man addicted to his Diablo. He won't hesitate to not answer your phone call while playing this insanely overrated game. If he has a hookah going just forget about social contact all together. He also looks like John Snow but like John Snow he knows nothing.

"I was pulling a Bradan last night, ended up playing Diablo for hours."

"Stop being such a Bradan"

by GhostMav June 23, 2014

Broadcast jockey

A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.

Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.

"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."

Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!

by dixiescotch November 9, 2010