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Bro-Life

adjective; The idea that a man should actively live for his brothers and compatriots, especially in situations in which females, or bitches, are concerned.
Bret: Yo Mitt, you should totally get with Sasha, her boyfriend is out of town.

Mitt: No man, I am Bro-Life. Imma make sure she gets home safe, then sleep with her best friend.

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Keith: I just won 2 tickets to the Rose Bowl. Now who do I take, my girl, or my bro?

Zach: Dude, are you Bro-Life or not? C'mon

Keith: You're right broham, let's pack!
by La cabeza del fuego January 10, 2012
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true bro

when two ked's meet eachother and their friendship grows to true bros. aka Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt
Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt are an example of a true bro
by r.c55 March 19, 2012
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bro bong

When 2 people pack a bong and 1 person holds the red button ther other lights there lighter and put them together the lighter will light give props then smoke a bong like normal
Yo lets smoke a bro bong
by Cv420 October 11, 2016
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hype bro

The ultimate friendship that can't be broken they fight together like batman and robin all the girls love them but they can't accept.The hypebros are sick at all video games an shit like that
by ChazHype January 29, 2017
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barstool bro

A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)
Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"
by kguz April 20, 2017
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bench bro

An insecure guy who goes to the gym every day, but only works upper-body. Constantly asks you what your bench press is to make himself feel better about himself.
What are you benching Jimmy? Stop asking you bench bro and get your fucking squat number up.
by week3hoh June 20, 2018
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Bro-Job

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun
Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.
by TroyBoy666 October 6, 2019
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