Breakfast shift

Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.

breakfast, split, breakfast, split, breakfast...thanks then

by jimbob (one and only, chesney hawkes stylee) December 18, 2003

Norwegian Breakfast

The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.

I'll have a Norwegian Breakfast for one, please.

by NBF1 September 25, 2010

breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle

Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed

by Scatcap September 14, 2007

Breakfast Buritto

Don't you mean Justin, not Jesse?

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

breakfast meat

Your chubby, when your girl finishes it off first thing in the morning. Also known as an alarm cock when you get her started before she wakes.

"Hey, you were late to the meeting this morning."
"Yeah, had to finish serving up some breakfast meat."
"Sausage?!?"
"Damn straight!"

by t8d February 6, 2007

Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.

I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.

by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011

breakfast of champions

The simple yet sustaining combination of a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box and a Monster energy drink in the morning.

"Dude, im hungry! what can we get for breakfast at 1 PM?"
"The breakfast of champions, of course!"

by semi_fixtion December 30, 2008