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Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020
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Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.
by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020
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Brandon <3

brandon is very super extra cute.
you’ll never NEVER find someone cuter :P
Theona : Brandon <3 is fucking cute :3
Everyone else : Yes exactly :)
by theona <3 December 13, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the messiah
Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆
Katie: Hey have you seen that Brandon guy!
Rose: Yeah he's is sweet!
Katie: I know right!!
by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021
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Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.
I wish I never stopped talking to my bestie brandon in high school

Brandon is the best
by Autumn17 July 7, 2021
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Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
screw brandon
by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021
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