Whale booger

Oyster

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"

by Ingledink January 19, 2012

Cunt Boggler

One who during a gangbang hogs the vagina to himself/herself respectively granted a strap on is thrown in the mix.

Was just watching a porn video, this dick was being a total Cunt Boggler.

by Jacob Marley's Revenge October 29, 2011

Snozz Boggler

when a bogie hangs( boggles ) out of ones nose ( snozz )

lucy saw fredricos Gnarsty snozz boggler

by MK1VAGTASTICC January 2, 2013

arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.

Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.

by Dr. Bubba May 20, 2012

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

circumference booger

a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat

"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"

by lektro. November 1, 2013

sleepy booger

The eye crusties that form in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.

"Hey you got a sleepy booger in your left eye."

by Wen November 19, 2013