sleepy booger

The eye crusties that form in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.

"Hey you got a sleepy booger in your left eye."

by Wen November 19, 2013

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003

cat killer

v. Someone who masturbates.

Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"

"Katelyn killed a cat last night"

by wen March 8, 2005