masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 04, 2003

sleepy booger

The eye crusties that form in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.

"Hey you got a sleepy booger in your left eye."

by Wen November 19, 2013

cat killer

v. Someone who masturbates.

Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"

"Katelyn killed a cat last night"

by wen March 09, 2005