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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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battery village

low-income townhousing neighborhood called bradford green in south havre de grace,maryland.probably the blackest part of town.its a rough place to live but the people ther r cool as shit, so does that really matter?What other places have a pepsi factory across the street,a coke factory down the street,a pizza place next to it,a junkyard on one side of it,a major roadway behind it,and a bunch of cool black people?
guy1: yesterday i got jumped, got laid, and got called a cracker in the same day!

guy2: ...

guy1: i went to battery village

guy2: ohhh ight nice..ur still a dumbass
by idk117 March 9, 2008
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bathycalpian

your mom is a bathycalpian.
by cram October 19, 2003
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Battered Sausage

the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)
me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it
by battered sausage man April 24, 2010
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Leopards Fanny Batter

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.
Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004
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battymuncher

1. Someone who enjoys placing their mouth/tongue on another persons sphincter.

2. Someone who lavishes positive attention on another individual with the intention of profiting personally.
1. 'Oooo Derek, I really enjoyed rimming you last night'
'Deary me Steve, what a fine job you did too. Ooooo. You are king battymuncher.'

2. 'Dave has invited the boss over to his place for dinner again tonight. I gather they have bought caviar. You know he's just hankering after that promotion. What a dirty, stinking fucking battymuncher.'
by Paul The Ripster March 30, 2008
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