baseball

THE WORST SPORT EVER INVENTED! go play a real mans sport like hockey or locrosse. even soccer is better than baseball at least then your not standing still for 3 hours

Dude: did you see the baseball game lastnight?

guy: no baseball is dumb, you fatty

by imtheman24 October 25, 2010

3rd Base

Anal... the new 3rd base. Doesn't count unless it is in the stink.

Serge: "Oh man! I got to 3rd base last night with that hottie from the club!"
Chris: "Nice! How was the head?"
Serge: "What? That was 1/2 a base ago, I plowed that asshole."

by TSFfoLife December 29, 2010

base

n. base

Refferring to the total essence of greatness possessed. Normally taken by an entity that is rightfully deemed superior.

v. based
The inferior party was owned.

All your base are belong to us.
You have been based by the basemasters.
All your base belong in my truck.

by basemaster08 October 18, 2004

California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.

Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.

by rejca May 5, 2009

baseball

The most boring sport to watch, which is dominated by a handfull of juiced up, extreamly overpaid, underworked players who like to call themeselves athletes. High ticket prices and painfully predictable outcomes are often associtated with this "sport".

After taking off the kneepads Joey was granted a 50 million dollar contract to play baseball for the Yankees.

Mark got jacked up on steriods and ran out on the field to play baseball.

by Bretto2006 December 28, 2005

Based

Something you say when you agree with something bigoted

James: Jim said that women belong in the kitchen
John: Based

by vejtics October 24, 2020

baseball

High School Baseball: the most pointless sport ever. You don't even have to be athletic to be a baseball player, you just have to be good at hitting things. Then they go around bragging about how good at sports they are. Whatever...they couldn't even run a mile if they were being chased by a hungry bear!

Baseball is for gay pansies.

by *The Boss* June 23, 2006