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-I was at his house and I saw his sister playing with a banana!
by Arman December 10, 2003
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banana

Asian guy who hates his own race, his family, his culture, and especially himself.

He yearns for surgical treatments to change his eyelid shape, and uses dyes to change his skin and hair coloration. Blue eyed pupils and natural blond hair are widely desired, but futile in effort (Dr Mengele experimented with changing pupil coloration by injecting ink with fatal results).

His greatest dream is complete genetic modifcation, cleansing himself of his hereditary curse so that he may produce more children embracing wonderous western customs.

Note that the banana (preferred over the less macho Twinkie), would never touch or own anything Asian. For it he had control of his well-earned money (his family would often shake every cent out of him before he can spend it), he would buy domestic products: American made Hummer H1, Ford/Dodge/Chevy trucks (preferably Cummins/Duramax Diesel engine), and order rectangular pizza over the phone, with the sauces and toppings arranged in a way that it resembles the American flag.
Chang Tan - Western enthusiast, and a figure of anti-Asian traditions.
by Chang Tan July 28, 2005
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Banana Back

The arch in some chick's backs when standing, showing off their ass. The chick's back curves like a Banana, making her ass appear to be more pronounced than without a Banana Back.
A: Hey, Katie has a nice Banana Back! I could stare at that all day!

B: Yeah, I know! that ass is seductive!
by kikr47 April 1, 2009
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banana slugs

cool little yellow slugs that can meditate on sweatshirts.
DUDE!!! She has a banana slug sweatshirt. It's like so totally meditating. I must have one now!!! *steals*
by colorguardhobbit October 9, 2004
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banana face

Someone who has a face covered in freckles, giving the appearance of a ripe banana skin.
Dave: God, Lindsay Lohan is so hot
Stuart: Ew! she's a banana face!
Dave: What do you mean?
Stuart: She's covered in freckles, you must have a Freckle fetish
by Mentirosa August 6, 2011
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Banana King

Being the male master of all cocks.
Yo, that guy took 6 at once! He is definitely The Banana King!
by twoshtep July 19, 2010
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banana banana banana

Going on impulse, not thinking about an action before doing it. Often a tool of peer pressure to make someone do something.
by frankenstein and pals January 12, 2011
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