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Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.
Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.
by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012
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Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.
Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.
by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013
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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
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Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014
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barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.
by ilovegum November 20, 2015
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blood balloon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."
by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015
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carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots
Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!
by daboomtish August 21, 2016
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