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Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
mugGet the Ball Teamug.

daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
by Neil young January 9, 2014
mugGet the daddy ballmug.

Demon Balls

Those who do risky and dangerous things for the thrill are said to have Demon Balls
He/She has Demon Balls

Ted decided not to do the crazily retarded activity involving the camel and the black broccoli filled sock, and therefore lost the right to claim to have demon balls
by Ewwcman May 1, 2011
mugGet the Demon Ballsmug.

Stockholm Balls

When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)
I almost hit that but then I got a mad case of Stockholm Balls
by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018
mugGet the Stockholm Ballsmug.

Donky balls

Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.
Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.

George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
by rojodojo April 17, 2015
mugGet the Donky ballsmug.

ball getter

A ball getter is someone who dog water at four square and always has to get the ball when it gets out of the square they are also a ball 😉 getter
1: Bro you’re such a ball getter
2: such a good ball getter ahhhh
mugGet the ball gettermug.

Seized Ball

A type of football developed by the founding fathers Jayden , Suwi And Kachinvya. Its a delicate sport played without shoes over the weekend only.
Exe lets go play seized ball after Prep .
by JUJU :0 September 25, 2023
mugGet the Seized Ballmug.

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