When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
.
Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
Get the Ball Teamug. by Neil young January 9, 2014
Get the daddy ballmug. When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)
by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018
Get the Stockholm Ballsmug. Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.
Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.
George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
by rojodojo April 17, 2015
Get the Donky ballsmug. Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz
Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
by Dispenser June 8, 2019
Get the Theatre Ballsmug. A type of football developed by the founding fathers Jayden , Suwi And Kachinvya. Its a delicate sport played without shoes over the weekend only.
by JUJU :0 September 25, 2023
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bitch dropped the round-ball again,gotta go to chaos and git new one. Least we can make a happy-stick out of the stem.
by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007
Get the round-ballmug.