Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

Baked Bean

The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.

Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.

by Private bineng February 28, 2019

Baked Alaska

What Ariana Grande ordered in her video.

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"

by SGQueen April 13, 2022

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Pasta Bake

whilst cooking pasta bake, you do the paaaaaaasta bake (shag)

j: hey babe you want some paaaaasta bake?
f: let me make some pasta bake then we can get down to business.

by okayyydokeeeyy June 10, 2020

Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022