doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.

The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

F'Book

A conjunction for all those facebook lovers who want to save their precious time for scrolling through their friend's pictures to see what happened last night while they were sitting at home, browsing facebook.

You're cute, do you have a F'Book? ADD ME!

by LRoss August 23, 2008

massive book

someone's massive Penis/Cock

sorry, i almost hit you with my massive book

by Beck1904 December 23, 2008

Waifu book rule 786

You must not simp over anime girl/boy and have different character as pfp.

"Change your pfp it's against waifu book rule 786!"

by TheWaifuHunter October 17, 2021

Pop-up-book

A term used to describe a person who keeps popping up out of no where.

God, you are everywhere like a damn pop-up-book!

by RizDieser December 7, 2006

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by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence

Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

by Aboychap August 14, 2018