Mississippi Mud Boat Ride

5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.

Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?

by Big Ern Mccracken February 16, 2020

the boat

The coolest nickname of all time

I am the boat
he is the boat
she is the boat
we are the boat

by patches O'hoolahan August 24, 2006

Banana Boat

1.

an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.



2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.

Banana Boats make a camp out, a sleep over or any outing a true festival, indeed!

by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005

Swamp Boat

When you motor boat a transvestite with a hairy chest.

I was wiff my tranny girlfriend, Enriqua Suave. I told her/him to take out her boobs so I could wrap my face like a burrito. But all I got was a boca full of hair. I wanted a motor boat, not a swamp boat. Ay yai yai!!!

by Oliver Klothesof October 1, 2010

gravy boat

The act of defocating in someones mouth. (often confused with "hot carl/karl" which is to defocate upon ones chest).

"Grandma makes one mean gravy boat!"

by a bomb March 9, 2004

Float the boat

The annonomous 'Float the Boat', was introduced at Mike Catalano's friendly gathering. After the consumption of sum "15 beers", the inner kane, tkane, white choclate was truly revealed with the chanting of Irish folk, and the ever so famous "float the boat"...we refer this float the boat saying, when someone is completly smashed, hammered, or simply crunk

Yo, who's gonna Float the Boat this weekend?

by garrett goodman April 30, 2005

U-boat

(British smoking slang) When you're chilling back with your homeboys smoking up a phat joint, sometimes one will note that one side of the "bifta" burns faster than the other, and will sometimes curl upwards. When this occurs, the joint is said to be a U-boat. This usually happens because of a poorly rolled, uneven joint, or because of excess saliva on the gum side if it has just been rolled. Some synonyms for "U-boating" are "elvising" (in reference to the famous quiffed hairstyle)and "sideying" ( as it is only burnt on one side.)

"What wanker rolled this fucking joint? It's u-boating like a bitch!"

or

"That was a total waste of draw, we only smoked half of it 'cos it sideyed!"

by MikeTheBritishCunt May 14, 2006