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Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.
Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."
by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016
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beef brick

A very thick square piece of beef With cheese and bacon stuffed inside.
I'm definitely in the mood for beef bricks right now like, bruh.
by LoudenDaGreat January 4, 2017
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civil beef

Civil Beef if a state being, post incident, held between two or more parties. Typically the involved parties are not willing to act on said beef due to situational factor or possibly being moist.
Civil Beef usually occurs at the work place or family events.
Co-worker 1 - “what’s up between John and Adam? I swear they used to be best friends
Co-worker 2- “ahh man, didn’t you hear ? They’ve got civil beef”
by AJ Ryan February 13, 2020
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Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.
Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me
by 064m4 February 26, 2020
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Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.
by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020
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Pork Beef

In South Africa well prepared meat that taste good is refereed as pork beef. Mostly used by individuals that can’t differentiate between the taste of beef and pork.
The pork beef we had last night was perfect with pap.
by Mosalah11 June 30, 2020
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Beef Mode

A sudden, often unexplained drop in performance while playing an FPS game.
Oh god. I'm missing all of my shots. Please. Beef mode activated, shit, no. FUCK.
by Whitetrashyt November 7, 2020
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