asian harry

He's a gay Asian that loves girls called Hannah. He grows rice in his Thailand shack. He LOVES DICK.
"I'm gunna kill that Asian fuck HARRY".

"That Asian Harry loves Hannah"
by BBCNig123 January 31, 2017
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Asian Pony

An Asian pony is an Asian man that is sexually submissive and let’s you ride him with total control.
An example of an Asian pony is an Asian middle-aged man that works in tech named Alex Mac.

“I rode my Asian pony last night!”

“My Asian pony is so sweet!”

“Alex Mac is my Asian pony!”

“Ever have an Asian pony?”
by A n n i e October 30, 2019
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Asian Dragon

Descendent of Korean (or Other) origin that holds unparallel qualities of general awesomeness, be they human or reptilian in form. Typified by an individual with a penchant for acts of extreme kindness and ability to cope with sleep deprivation.

Feeds mostly on Red Bull.
Dr. Lee, you haven't slept for 24 hours? You're such an asian dragon.

"Where's Dr. Lee?"
"He's flown across the atlantic...just for the weekend."
"What an asian dragon."
by f-dowg May 18, 2010
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Asian man

Doesn’t want America to steal his rice
Asian man: OH NO, AMERICA, PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY RICE!
America: Too late, Asian man
by Little 80 year old Asian November 29, 2019
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Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
by aiyah9000 December 01, 2013
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Asian Don't Raisin

The Asian equivalent of Black Don't Crack. It's when Asians look younger than their age.
Actors like Wang Leehom, John Cho, Sandara Park, Shahrukh Khan are some examples of the term Asian Don't Raisin.
by youngfeelsold May 24, 2016
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