asian tony

a gay queer who only likes other tonys like tony stark and tony the tiger. he means well for the lgbtq communtiy and the only people he can date identify as either cats or toasters

your an asian tony

by qwacke November 7, 2019

Asian Dragon

Descendent of Korean (or Other) origin that holds unparallel qualities of general awesomeness, be they human or reptilian in form. Typified by an individual with a penchant for acts of extreme kindness and ability to cope with sleep deprivation.

Feeds mostly on Red Bull.

Dr. Lee, you haven't slept for 24 hours? You're such an asian dragon.

"Where's Dr. Lee?"
"He's flown across the atlantic...just for the weekend."
"What an asian dragon."

by f-dowg May 18, 2010

Asian man

Doesn’t want America to steal his rice

Asian man: OH NO, AMERICA, PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY RICE!
America: Too late, Asian man

by Little 80 year old Asian November 29, 2019

Asian persuasion

Someone who has a small tootsie roll

Nice on Nainggolan ya asian persuasion

by BenJJarvis February 21, 2017

Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry

by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013

Asian Don't Raisin

The Asian equivalent of Black Don't Crack. It's when Asians look younger than their age.

Actors like Wang Leehom, John Cho, Sandara Park, Shahrukh Khan are some examples of the term Asian Don't Raisin.

by youngfeelsold May 24, 2016

Asian Jake Paul

Another word for Ricegum

Man 1: Jake Paul sucks!
Man 2: Have you seen Asian Jake Paul though?

by TacticallyStupid October 14, 2017