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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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Ape

Someone who acts in a goofy way and with slight stupidity, quite Neanderthal.
goofball, primitive, buffoon

Female version: Wape
Girlfriend: Stop you’re embarrassing me on this date, you are such an ape.
Boyfriend: I’m pretty sure you are being the Wape over here.
by The fab mysterious apez January 1, 2023
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Ape juice

Its just apes pee they drink, even they put there food in it, they pee in other apes, and yeah
Guy 1: hey bro some apes eating ape juice
Guy 2: yo you are good
Guy 1: No look
Guy 2: oh my -barfs-
by Sukc August 23, 2021
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ap

1) Advanced placement: college-level courses and exams provided to high school students by College Board
2) Affair partner: when someone in a monogamous relationship is cheating on their partner, the person they’re cheating with is their mistress/sidepiece/affair partner
1) dude ap physics is kicking my ass
2) I hope my ap doesn’t call me when I’m with my actual partner
by 13_mel April 2, 2025
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ap computer science a

The AP course equivalent to a College Level introduction to Have Course.
Take AP computer science a if your going in to the IT field.
by Fakenameliol May 9, 2018
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Ape

The act of fucking around, or acting like a monkey. Uncivilized
Johnny kept acting like a Ape so I beat him
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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