Alan

A man that gets no bitches

Imagine being named Alan, bet he doesn't have a Thundercock

by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022

Alan

A great Grandad who loves playing cars has a great imagination in everything

Alan is a great granddad

by 15476 February 2, 2022

Alan Bednarski

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

see you for the next wordle

yo alan bednarski is the coolest

by inspectorpengsdaughter February 14, 2022

alani

Alani is a person that will help you at times. she is a great person once you get to know her, she could also be a great girlfriend. is she doesn't want to be your girlfriend anymore she will ignore you. she is weird at some times and gets hangery a lot but keeps it in sometimes until she can't take it anymore. she is a crybaby when she's at her house but will not cry in front of her friends. she gets horny a lot but not too much. she is sometimes depressed and will cry herself to sleep, she won't share it with anyone tho. she also has big boobs.

Isabelle: hey, you ok?
Alani: yeah...
Isabelle: okay...

by B.bear_buds0 February 18, 2022

alannahsexual

Being highly attracted to alannah and only loving her even tho she loves Stefan you would still do anything for her.

Hey wanna talk?
Me:sorry im Alannahsexual

by Ratmonstan February 18, 2022

alanam

Has awful nicknames for people especially if their name is jasmine

Alanam: I shall nickname you jizman

by Jasmine… February 20, 2022

Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy

Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister

by Thatonealan February 22, 2022