Alanicious

When you are acting like how Alan would (in an Alan manner)

Alan is acting very Alanicious today

by Jude knows Alan ball knowledge February 14, 2026

Alan’s Bike Repair

Best thing in Lower Moreland, ever

Did you see how quickly Alan’s Bike Repair fixed my bike?
Yeah he did it amazingly too

by Internetrando February 17, 2026

Alanamaxxing

When you give some of the best crosses in CG MT history and still can't catch a break with your teammates

Alanamaxxing
I Alanamaxxed the GC yesterday, might go out and raise my cortisol later after the seniors graduate

by LynnChase March 16, 2026

Alana

Beautiful and very smart. Smells of something resembling a decaying dog covered in bear faeces mixed with grape refresher (Starbucks).

Alana is very small and short.

by exquisitely written 9280 March 30, 2025

Alana

It’s a name. She is kind, pretty and always up to something doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad… She will be there for you when you need her too. Her beauty is so unique and admirable. She always knows how to make her friends laugh. She is serious when she needs to be and will help people solve arguments whenever they need her help! She is a bit crazy when on call with her closest friends, and will probably make your stomach fall out because she’ll make you laugh so hard! She’s somewhat smart and somewhat not smart! (It depends) She cares for people when she needs to and will not try to give people second chances after they’ve done something to her and her friends!

Everyone should have an Alana, just not my Alana.

by racaca.4.life April 6, 2025

Alan Reet

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.

Holy shit, it's Alan Reet, hide your copper wire!
Sound Lad

by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025

Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.

Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.

by QuacksO May 5, 2025