Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

Alabamaing

The posh term for incest.

I am alabamaing my sister

by Geja June 5, 2019

alabama

big booty

your have a alabama

by absorbing stuff June 12, 2019

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Alabama Prom Night

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. The Alabama Prom Night consists of a shot of well gin and a PBR beer.

"Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get an Alabama Prom Night for this sweet little lady here, and I'll take a shot of whiskey and a Lonestar."

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

Alabama slammer

When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.

Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.

by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019