The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.
Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"
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Get the Tabor Academy mug.A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.
The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
Joliet Catholic Academy
My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now
What kind of car you drive?
A new Honda
Oh you must go to JCA
My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now
What kind of car you drive?
A new Honda
Oh you must go to JCA
by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018
Get the Joliet Catholic Academy mug.a shit hole school full of neds and bams Brandon is the biggest one of all. Apart from almost falling apart and shite, un-educated teachers, it is one of the worst schools in the highlands of Scotland.
also known as a heap of shite.
also known as a heap of shite.
"I've never been to prison, but I've been to alness academy so it's basically the same."
"Check out that shit hole, it's nearly an Alness Academy!"
"Check out that shit hole, it's nearly an Alness Academy!"
by The Highland Shrek December 10, 2017
Get the alness academy mug.A large and prestigious boarding school in Andover, MA. The school has needs-blind admissions and all are accepted on their own merits, not ability of parents to pay.
The school is huge: five different residential clusters, with five different Disciplinary Committees. In recent years the new Head of School has led a charge towards Political Correctness. So the most popular campus pastime is playing “I’m not privileged.” This is ironic at a school that only accepts one of eight applicants and has nearly a billion dollar endowment.
The school emphasizes that students have to be “Nice.” This is offset by faculty who barely know the kids. It’s the same old “Sink or Swim,” School that it’s been for 250 years, with a new Politically Correct face.
The school is huge: five different residential clusters, with five different Disciplinary Committees. In recent years the new Head of School has led a charge towards Political Correctness. So the most popular campus pastime is playing “I’m not privileged.” This is ironic at a school that only accepts one of eight applicants and has nearly a billion dollar endowment.
The school emphasizes that students have to be “Nice.” This is offset by faculty who barely know the kids. It’s the same old “Sink or Swim,” School that it’s been for 250 years, with a new Politically Correct face.
by ImproperBostonian June 23, 2018
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Newport Academy is an amazing residential facility for if you or your loved one needs an extra level of treatment. I higly recommend this facility.
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