Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

christian godino

christian godino, aka “SMACKKYCHRIS” one of the best upcoming indie artists ❤️ 🩹

christian godino “smackkychris” makes amazing music

by xansel July 17, 2022

Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.

Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.

by Urban Frank December 2, 2017

christian sinacori

The art of sticking your finger in ur bum

Christian Sinacori spread his legs and stuck his fingers in his bum

by Your mums mutt April 7, 2019

Christian casas

A piece of shit coward , scared to fight so he uses weapons to defend his sorry ass .

Person: Hey you know Christian casas?
Other person: yea I know that dip shit he’s a little bitch and his girlfriend is a cum dumpster

by Mr . C November 25, 2019

Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.

Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’

by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020