Angry Sanchez

When a man has anal sex with a woman, but instead of rubbing the access material on her lip or cumming in her eye, he rubs the access material on her eye

Road: Man, I was thinking about donkey punching that whore i picked up, but instead, i decided to give her an Angry Sanchez
Apu: Man....that's nasty.

by Zer0_Cool June 27, 2006

st. anger

byfar the worst album released by metal band Metallica. full of solo-less crappy songs such as: st. anger, frantic, ect. many people thought metallica was done following this piece of crap, untill death magnetic came out and raped their ears with awesome riffs and face melting solos.

dude: i love st. anger!

smart dude: fuck you go listen to cold play

by CraFTy asians February 14, 2009

Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.

That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!

by I'm gonna get you! January 3, 2011

Angry Anteater

The act of giving oral pleasure to a male while laying on your back, with them crouching or kneeling over you.

Joan was too tired to do it proper, so she gave her boyfriend an Angry Anteater

by Dizzy T July 7, 2009

White Angry

white angry is when a human being becomes so angry that they start hanging, shooting, bombing, and deporting everything brown in sight.

When the parakeet pecked me, I got white angry and strangled every blue and green bastard in the cage. The only one left was the albino one. Petco let me go after that.

by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016

Angry Monkey

When a girl jerks off two guys at once, thus pumping her fists in the air as if an angery monkey.

Bill and I got Angry Monkeyed by this total slut last night.

by nac71700 October 20, 2010

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006