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Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
mugGet the Ball Teamug.

daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
by Neil young January 9, 2014
mugGet the daddy ballmug.

Dagle Balls

It’s hot as dagle balls in here. That party sucked absolute dagle balls.
by That’s crazy bro 505 December 30, 2022
mugGet the Dagle Ballsmug.

round-ball

The oil-pipe used by tweakers to smoke meth-amphetamine or glass .commonly used term, at least in the centralS.F.V
bitch dropped the round-ball again,gotta go to chaos and git new one. Least we can make a happy-stick out of the stem.
by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007
mugGet the round-ballmug.

Gigga Balls

Gigga balls meaning Inflation of Nuts or Balls.
by Over_Imagined April 23, 2021
mugGet the Gigga Ballsmug.

wallet balls

the impact spending money has on one's ego.
kerry: i got a parking ticket last night and a cab would have been much easier. what a sixty-dollar punch to the wallet balls.

taylor: dude, dropping four hundo on new speakers took serious wallet balls. nice work.
by dmonet February 15, 2010
mugGet the wallet ballsmug.

Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot
Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof
mugGet the Master ballmug.

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