COOL HAND LUKE

A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...

"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"

by Ross December 28, 2004

cool hand luke

The acting of having sex doggy-style while inserting fifty (50) hard-boiled eggs into the ass of your partner. Much like Paul Newman eating 50 eggs in the movie Cool Hand Luke upon George Kennedy making a bet that his "boy Lukey" could eat 50 hard-boiled eggs. Another variation is actually eating the eggs while macking the partner from behind but who wants to do that when you can just jam them in her ass ... plus it's hard on the cholesterol count.

I banged that dirty jis-trap Nessy the other night and instead of sticking my thumb in her ass I gather her a Cool Hand Luke and stuck 50 hard-boiled eggs in her ace.

by Redhope June 30, 2006

Luke Von Fabre

Main character of the game "Tales of the Abyss", used to show the idiocy or inexperiance of somone.

"You're like Luke Von Fabre!"

by plinkochip November 12, 2006

Luke is a Fat Bean

"Luke is a Fat Bean" is about a childish boy of around seven causing mischief around his kin and peers. Its author is Stephanie Hephanie, who is Thiccy Niccy & Jessica's best friend. Thiccy Niccy is currently experiencing backlash for farting online and filming it, but she's still a star, because she's dating Luke the Fart, the astounding star in "A Wrinkle in My Grandma's Ear." Jessica is a nobody. Anyway... "Luke is a Fat Bean" stars Luke the Fart. Luke farts around his grandma, causing her to receive an epilepsy seizure. Next, he farts next to Aunt Vivien, causing her a heart attack. Obviously, Luke the Fart is a very supportive child. I think you should read the book!

"Have you read 'Luke is a Fat Bean' yet?" Ronald asked.
"Not yet... I hear it's an emotional and amazing story, though," Jessica replies.
"Wow-You haven't read it yet!? It's really popular, and they're making it into a movie, starring the REAL Luke the Fart!"
"OMGZIES! NO WAY!?" Jessica shouts excitedly.

by big boi gay January 30, 2019

Tom n' Luke

Puke :O the perfect couple :3

And I got Tom n' Luke on my crotch last night =
Then he Tom n' Luked on me =D

by MrPJFranklin November 24, 2010

Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.

Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.

by Ross June 14, 2003

lesbians love luke club

'club' formed on tumblr when the luke mullen lovers realized they were all lesbians

they lesbians love luke club is healthy proof that you don't have to be a thirsty creep over someone to love and appreciate them

by bambikippen May 13, 2019