jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009

Jew Hunters

A group of people that seek out members of the Jewish Community (predominantly Hasidics)in order to take pictures of them. Their love, admiration and fascination of their customs and acessories such as yamikas, curls, holidays and theirbirds' nests create an obsession. Most of these people are not actually jewish but become so obsessedwith them that they begin celebrating their holidays and usually end up practicing their religion. Sometimes women are called jew chasersbecause they are out their looking for a husband. Often in highly populated Hasidic communities such as New Square, kj and monsey these people go on their hunting expeditions. #looking4husband

The Jew Hunters were spotted Saturday night in Wal-Mart, where they took photographs of Hasidics because they were looking for a husband.

by Odin villanowitz December 29, 2014

Jew-rettes

someone who overly speaks of money

Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes

by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008

jew game

having NO game

foo, you got some jew game.. and in urban dictionary, thats NO fuckin game

by jewgamedescription March 31, 2009

jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

jew picnic

a particularly loud gathering of people, or an unusually loud group.

Man it was so loud in that bAr it sounded like a jew picnic in there...

by deeeeee December 29, 2007

Jew Star

Star of David, often referred to as the Jew Star. If you have a Jew Star on you/near you you are a will be cremated/burned/shot/raped while Germans are laughing their ass off.

Big Bob: How do you fit 100 Jews in car?

Anne Frank: IDK how?

Big Bob: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 96 in the ash tray.

Anne Frank: ...

Jew Star

by sko7 May 2, 2009