crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Crap

It means: Chinese Rap music

person 1: "I love listening to crap"
person 2: "what the f-"

by uwuololol May 24, 2022

Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

No, because they're crap

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!

by QuacksO July 21, 2019

Crap Bag

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.

“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*

by sockhorse January 20, 2021

Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.

White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."

by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011