Halo 2

A game in which 10 year olds battle over who is the bigger loser.

STFU fag! You suck! I am so cool! Oh no, my retainer fell out!

by ScootyPuff Jr April 15, 2005

2 Gryphon

Born Matthew Wayne Davis on August 11, 1972, 2 Gryphon is a furry "comedian" who does rant videos on YouTube. His most well-known video features him saying that people who can't handle being cyberbullied should kill themselves. His boyfriend was also arrested for downloading CP on a computer. Matthew is also known for throwing a tantrum on social media when due to bad publicity, his appearance at Anthrocon 2017 was cancelled.

2 is also known for being very right-wing, to the point of almost being a Nazi, since there are screenshots of him saying he's going to promote an altfurry chat.

Kevin: Man, did you see 2 gryphon's newest rant? It's so funny!
Ian: Are you sure about that?

by hcpunkfan703 August 20, 2018

January 2

We’re u get to take a shit and then put it on someone

Girl 1:Hey do u know what day it it’s todau I forgot
Girl 2:It’s January 2 u know what todays meaning is?
Girl 1:nope
Girl 2:ok
Girl 1:here u go

by Ppwhoel November 03, 2019

Destiny 2

im gooud

Destiny 2 is a dead game (jk i love this shizz)

by Koa2 February 25, 2022

2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

by jdizzla March 21, 2008

2:37

The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door.

T-Bone said he hit that, wiped off with the shower curtain and was out the door in 2:37!

by DirtyAssDog November 28, 2008

Rule 2

You DO NOT talk about fight club.

Person 1: What happened to your face?

Person 2: Can't talk about it.

Person 1: Rule 2?

Person 2:....

by The real Tyler Durden June 28, 2010