dirty mercedes

The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing

"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"

by UncleTazz June 4, 2020

Dirty Python

When the male genetalia is inserted into the rectum of another person who hasn't wiped after a bowel movement. His genetalia is then rubbed wildly over his partners face in a snake like manner.

My boyfriend gave me a dirty python last night and now I have pink eye.

by K-Check Boys June 24, 2011

Dirty Heidi

When you piss on someone while they are convulsing from forced multiple orgasms and then make them lick up the mess

You know she’s kinky when she wants a dirty Heidi

by PRIMAL IMPULSE June 9, 2020

Dirty Darien

Dirty Darien is when you spread your asshole open with clamps and stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey

He gave me a dirty Darien last night and I still feel it

by Laciecane April 15, 2020

dirty handzic

fucking a girl while juggling a soccer ball

Because my advised me to focus on practicing rather than on having sex with my girlfriend, i combined the two and gave her the dirty handzic.

by M. Grudzien February 8, 2007

dirty justice

A dirty justice is where you suck the shit out of someone's asshole and puts it their own mouth.

Dirty Justice is yucky

by Dirty Asss August 24, 2019

dirty birthday

The anniversary of the day you were diagnosed or infected with HIV.

On Harry's Dirty Birthday, we're going to break into his apartment and dirty up the place a bit for him.

by D-D-D-Dirty May 13, 2008