Suck Me With a Breastpump

Showing excitement

Suck me with a breastpump, i just won $1000 dollars!

by Mr poopybuthole.com January 19, 2026

Short me up

Short me up means to leave me a few puffs on a cigarette

Yo, fam,that’s a Newport?
Yeah
Short me up

by AtlantasNewA January 20, 2026

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!

Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.

Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.

by QuacksO January 21, 2026

Fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl

Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on

*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks”

by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026

Pick me

When a man/woman is seeking validation from other people for self esteem

That girl has been a pick me to those boys
That guy is trying to get those girls attention-he is such a pick me

by Not_abitch January 28, 2026

Don't Slap on Me

like don't underestimate me, don't hate on me.

"I'm gonna walk the land bridge from Alaska to Russia."
"Keagan, that's impossible."
"Hey, don't slap on me!"

by boobiesbopper February 1, 2026

sam me and you

“Sam, me and you” is something you say to your friend when you’re on a field trip to cna and you’re a picky eater

“Sam me and you. Me and you Sam!”

by Janet Wilson February 1, 2026